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MUDHONEY/ THOMAS HAZELMYER WATERBEAR (T-SHIRT)                                                                        SEE DETAIL 

I started doing doing these artsy fartsy/ limited edition t-shirts around 10 years ago because I thought people would respond to a shirt that was artfully crafted with input from the featured bands and a well known artist. I also thought folks would appreciate the limited nature of what we were offering and the fact that the money went back to the people responsible for the art and the music. There’s a shared history and a story behind what we’re doing with these and many of them take years to materialize. This Mudhoney/ Thomas Hazelmyer tee is a perfect example of the fan/ musician/ visual artist relationship. I tried for a lot of years to convince the Mudhoney camp to work with us. I spent a few years trying to get Mr. Hazelmyer on board. Now… I’m excited to the point of fan nerd-dom to offer this shirt to the world. -Charles Cardello/ Bifocal Media


I’ve known Mark n Steve longer than some of you have been alive. I think we met at a U-Men/Wipers show in Bellingham mid 80’s. It’s debated, but I say AmRep even released the first Mudhoney track (Dope, Guns vol. 1 beating their debut Sub Pop 7” release in ‘88). Regardless we’ve collaborated a bunch over the decades and here’s the latest, in an eye gouging t-shirt design. I should say I’m

KING BUZZO/ THOMAS HAZELMYER SCHEISSE BRAU (T SHIRT)King_Buzzo_Haze_T_shirt.html
COWS/ THOMAS HAZELMYER EFFETE & IMPUDENT SNOBS (T SHIRT)Cows_T_shirt.html
MELVINS/ THOMAS HAZELMYER ELECTRORETARD (T SHIRT)Melvins_Electroretard_T_shirt.html
MELVINS/ THOMAS HAZELMYER HOSTILE AMBIENT BESIDES TWO (T SHIRT/ HOODIE)Melvins_Mask_One_T_shirt.html
WHORES./ KRISTIN DEBOCKLER I SEE (T SHIRT)WHORES_T_shirt.html
BIG BUSINESS/ BRIAN WALSBY HOUSES OF THE HOLY (T SHIRT)Big_Business_Houses_Tee.html
MELVINS/THOMAS HAZELMYER 1983 MULLET (LONG SLEEVE T SHIRT)Melvins_Mullet.html
AMPHETAMINE REPTILE/THOMAS HAZELMYER SPEED KILLS. ACCELERATE!  (T SHIRT)Amphetamine_Reptile_T_shirt.html

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BABES IN TOYLAND/ JAY HOLMES SAFETY FIRRRRRRST (T SHIRT)Babes_In_Toyland_T_shirt.html
CHOKEBORE/ THOMAS HAZELMYER A TASTE FOR BITTERS (T SHIRT)Chokebore_T_shirt.html
HAMMERHEAD/ THOMAS HAZELMYER DUH, THE BIG CITY (T SHIRT)Hammerhead__Hazelmyer_T_shirt.html
MUDHONEY/ MELVINS/ HAZELMYER WHITE LAZY BOY (T SHIRT)Mudhoney_Melvins_T_shirt.html
MELVINS/ THOMAS HAZELMYER 1983 (T SHIRT)Melvins_1983.html
BIFOCAL MEDIA/ KRISTIN DEBOCKLER GUERRILLA TELEVISION  (T SHIRT)Bifocal_Media_Guerrilla_TV_Shirt.html
NOMEANSNO/ CHRIS SHARY WRONG AGAIN (T SHIRT)NOMEANSNO_Wrong_T_SHIRT.html

surprised we’re all still kicking it this late in the game, but I had a hunch we were all lifers. Linocut waterbear and logo. 2019/2021 -Thomas Hazelmyer. 


LIMITED TO 500. THIS IS A PREORDER. Shirts will ship the 2nd week in April. Ladies’ shirts are printed on Bella Favorite Ts. SEE SIZING CHART FOR LADIES’ TEE HERE. Ladies sizes run small!

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