Neil Hamburger

The first time that I heard the brilliant and crude prank phone call entitled “I’m In Your Band” stands out as a vivid pants-wettingly funny moment in my life. During the middle of a casual record dig, a store employee just happened to play side one of Great Phone Calls in the music store. What followed next was a scene of unbridled laughter; tears streaming down customer’s faces as we were all in the uproarious rapture of one unknown voice whose absurdist brand of humor had slayed each and every one of us. It was my first taste of Hamburger…Neil Hamburger, and I was ready for more. Needless to say that his distinct comedy has found it’s place, and now we are more than honoured to bring an official Neil Hamburger shirt into the Bifocal canon. It is, of course, a loving tribute to the fictional(?) band from that fateful phone call…The Krinkles. This is one to wear loud and proud to show your support for the man, the myth, the legendary icon, and America’s Funnyman. In times like these…we should all be asking each other the question… “Have YOU ever heard of The Krinkles?” -Jay Holmes.