New Bomb Turks

The problem with cigarettes isn’t cancer, or heart disease, or any of the cliche stuff you used to hear about in the news all the time. The real issue with smoking is that it mows an easily accessible path into the world of candy cigarette addiction. These dusty, edible, sticks of mint chalk have been causing tooth decay, weight gain, sticky fingers and empty piggy banks since the 1930s. Have a look at little Johnny here. He’s so addicted to candy cigs that he actually eats his dad’s real cigarettes when the candy jar (or box in this case) runs empty.

I love the New Bomb Turks. They write great songs, put on explosive shows, and are super fun guys to be around and work with. I hope you dig this shirt! -Charles Cardello/ Bifocal Media. 

LIMITED TO 300. Printed on American Apparel heavy cotton tees.